Bertie: I am not a King, I am not a King. I am sorry, I am sorry.

Elizabeth: No, don’t be silly, please. Oh, my dear. My dear, dear man. You know, I refused your first two marriage proposals not because I didn’t love you, but because I couldn’t bear the idea of a royal life, couldn’t bear the idea of a life of tours, of public duty, of - well, a life that was no longer to really be my own. But then I thought, “He stammers so beautifully, they’ll leave us alone.”

♥ 323 — 2 hours ago on 29 Jul 2014 — via famousattitudesofunconcern (source)

jayxkrishna:

oddria:

videohall:

Goats… Goats everywhere!

> That’s the cutest stampede I’ve ever seen.

> The very last goat makes the best noise.

> it’s official, goats are cuter than cats!

this is truly the #GOAT

!!!!!

♥ 1154 — 4 hours ago on 29 Jul 2014 — via wearabowler (source)
#goats  

This just in: my ass is huge and i’m gonna get a probiotic supplement.

18 hours ago on 28 Jul 2014
volunteer-fire-fighter:

Am I reading too much into the fact that, in The Wide Window, Olaf defines the word ‘distraught’ for the orphans when Kit Snicket uses ‘distraught’ to describe her condition in The Penultimate Peril?
It also happens to be one of the only words he gives the correct definition for through the entire series.
I think it’s an interesting parallel between the two.
—The world is quiet here

volunteer-fire-fighter:

Am I reading too much into the fact that, in The Wide Window, Olaf defines the word ‘distraught’ for the orphans when Kit Snicket uses ‘distraught’ to describe her condition in The Penultimate Peril?

It also happens to be one of the only words he gives the correct definition for through the entire series.

I think it’s an interesting parallel between the two.

—The world is quiet here

♥ 37 — 18 hours ago on 28 Jul 2014 — via volunteer-fire-fighter

So I’ve had this Singer sewing machine for years and have never used it. At last I pulled it out of the closet to use it and it’s not working. I think/hope it just needs cleaned/oiled since it’s been stuck under clothes for at least 5 years.

But anyone have any suggestions???

1 day ago on 28 Jul 2014

Further proof diet doesn’t do.anything for my crohns: gluten free oatmeal is giving me stomach cramps.

1 day ago on 28 Jul 2014

Does anyone with SIBO/ibd have any.advice when.it.comes to probiotics?

2 days ago on 27 Jul 2014
#sibo  #ibd  
GUESS MY TOP TEN OTPS!

Rule: no more than three guesses in one message! :)

♥ 2410 — 2 days ago on 26 Jul 2014 — via jossgraymark (source)

johnhousemans:

violet-baudelaire-the-inventor:

count-olaf-the-impresario:

johnhousemans:

A VFD/ASOUE prequel playlist made entirely of showtunes might be something I am contemplating right now. If you have any suggestions please let me know.

(( I don’t know any showtunes…

I’m in my phone BUT once I get home and to my computer I will!

♥ 8 — 2 days ago on 26 Jul 2014 — via violet-baudelaire-the-inventor (source)
Hey I drew Olaf.

Hey I drew Olaf.

♥ 4 — 3 days ago on 26 Jul 2014